Stupid Skank

Somebody has been taking fashion tips from SJP. Paris Hilton looks stupid, you can tell everybody is thinking of ways to grab that thing on her head, wrap it around her throat and choke a bitch. Here is the skank at the launch of her new perfume Can-Can . What kind of name is that?

Here We Go Again

Some places are saying new Miley Cyrus has more pictures from her myspace being leaked, some people are saying they are old.... I can't find a definite answer, if you could email us and let us know that would be great.

Anyway the hoe has her pants pulled down in the picture below. In the middle picture below she looks like a beat up hooker. Will this stupid girl never learn? It's like every month there is something new, yet all she has to do is put out an apology saying she was silly and people forgive her. Enough is enough, this girl needs to go.

Miley really is like Paris, Lindsay, Nicole and Britney all into 1 isn't she? Disney will be pissed. On a side note - she is 10 shades of fug and about as seductive as having sex with a cactus.

Update: People are saying the photo with her pants down is photoshopped, what do you think?

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Megan Fox Doesn't Like Being Called A Slut

Here is another post about that prostitute looking Megan Fox, but she won't like that because she is not happy about people calling her a slut :

Megan Fox has complained about being labelled a "slut" after she spoke openly about her sex life.In a recent interview, the star revealed: "I'm young and have a lot of hormones - I'm always in the mood."However, the actress's remarks sparked a backlash in Hollywood and she is now hoping to build on her fanbase in the UK instead."I've been typecast by some already - as a slut," "The instant you are open and honest and say you enjoy great sex you are labelled a tramp."It's weird in Hollywood, where people try to control every aspect of you, from the colour of your hair to every word you utter."Fox was recently voted as the 'sexiest woman in the world' by readers of FHM magazine.She added: "It's different in Britain. Women are expected to be conformist automatons in LA but in Britain you can be more yourself and people will take you on face value."

If it looks like a hoe, then it is a hoe and she really looks like a hoe, look at that photo. I hate when these whores complain about Hollywood typecasting them - it's their own fault if you don't want to be labeled as slut keep your sex life private and don't take pictures with your legs open that imply you just got screwed.

Please do fuck off to Britain, I will personally pay for you cause you cannot act worth a shit.

I Always Knew She Would Need The Knife

Remember the whole shit over Lohan and her knife? Well it seems as though the ho is going to need to pull it out again. But this time it isn't for cutting up limes for her corona's or to sniff her coke from.

This time she needs one for self protection, you see John Lennon's killer is becoming obsessed with our dear Lohan.

A source at the prison tells the publication, "He has been pleading with the authorities to let him write to her and visit him.

"He’s been turned down flat, but he won’t give up."

Always drama with her isn't it.

Bye Bye

Is the big Disney heads about to give Miley the push because of the Vanity Fair scandal?

According to NBC15 they want to get rid of Miley and replace her with 15-year-old Selena Gomez who was also on Hannah Montana.

I find this hard to believe, Disney don't give a fuck about kids ... they care about money. Look at Vanessa Hudgens - they forgave her quickly. They will forgive Miley as well, use her for money then dump her aside like all their other past pupils.

A Love Song

So Paris Hilton is opening her mouth up to People, no not for their sperm (for a change). She is actually speaking.

Apparently Benji Madden wrote a love song for her, so of course Paris has to tell everyone. "He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me."

Oh Paris you really are a stupid bitch, the reason it is called "Shine Your Light" is because he wants you to shine some light on your crabs to kill them all.

When asked if she would beat Nicole Richie to the alter she said this:

"I don't know," Hilton says with a smile, "My life's a lot different now, I'm very much at peace, and I'm so happy, and in control, and so very excited about life."

Benji Madden must be some good dick because when Paris speaks she usually doesn't make much sense, this time she kind of is.