On A Break

Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans are officially on a break. What are the rules to being on a break? It never works.

Anyway, Jude Law kissing Kimberley Stewart, is the reason that they decided on the split. Daily Star has these details:

“Sienna only accepted his proposal on the third time of asking because she really loves him and didn’t want to lose him, despite feeling a bit unready for marriage. It all came to a head, however, when Sienna literally burst into tears over pictures of Jude kissing Kimberly.

“It really took her by surprise because she no longer has feelings for him but it brought back a lot of heartbreak.” Our mole added: “Rhys can always make her laugh and tried to do so this time by singing Kimberly’s dad’s tune Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? while performing a joke striptease.“This time though it didn’t work and Sienna became really irritated.

Do Ya Think I'm sexy is a shit song, that is reason enough to that dump his ass.

Those Glasses Are Ugly

It's been a while since I have seen Keira Knightley, so here she is in Saint-Germain-des-Pres with her boyfriend Rupert Friend yesterday. Both of their glasses are ugly.

Keira has two upcoming movies, one The Duchess which also stars Ralph Fiennes, the movie is set in the 18th century and she plays the Duchess of Devonshire. Sounds like a bore. It is set for release in September.

The other movie, The Edge Of Love was written by Keira's mother and also stars Cillian Muprhy, Sienna Miller and Matthew Rhys, the movie is pretty much about relationships and affairs. It is set for release in June. Lindsay Lohan was attached to this movie but dropped out - giving Sienna the spot.

Sienna Enjoying A Day In The Sun

Sienna Miller was out enjoying the nice weather in London today with her boyfriend. Sienna is playing The Baroness in the new G.I. Joe movie which is set for release next year.

Guess Who?

Guess which Hollywood slut has been beating on a photographer?

"The actress took a swing at a photographer with her designer handbag as she walked through Los Angeles airport yesterday.

The 26-year-old felt one of the snappers had got a little too close for comfort and yelled expletives as she lunged at him.

Luckily for the snapper the bag didn't contain anything heavy and he simply laughed at the furious Factory Girl as airport security stepped in to help." Daily Mail

Yes it is none other than Sienna Miller, I hope the photographer sues this dumb hoe for assault and battery.