Guilty

Uma Thurman's stalker, Jack Jordan has been found guilty of stalking the actress, he could face up to a year in jail. That's it?

NY Times

911 Operator Falls ASLEEP

When you call 911, you expect help immediately. Lisa, a Memphis resident, got anything but.

"Our lives were in danger," she said. "Our lives were at stake, and our lifeline was severed."

Severed, she said, because during a recent call to 911, the operator fell asleep while she was on the line.

Action News 5 obtained a copy of the call through an open records request. It begins as Lisa calls 911 and a Memphis operator comes on the line. Lisa tells the operator she was robbed at gunpoint earlier in the evening, and that she now hears someone trying to break into our home.

"I just heard tapping on my window," she tells the operator. "I need somebody over here."

The line goes silent. As Lisa continues to explain her situation, the dispatcher does not respond - not for just 15 or 30 seconds, but for one full minute.

Then, sounds of snoring can be heard on the line.

"Are you there?" Lisa asks.

"Yes ma'am," the operator replies. "What is the, um, what's your address?"

Lisa can then be heard hanging up the phone.

Fucking disgraceful!! I would sue for every pubic hair the operator

Full story and audio here.

Paula's Fuck Up

The only good thing about American Idol last night was Paula Abdul. Seriously what the fuck was that??

Vodka and Vicodin coctails don't mix well for live television sweetheart. Or was she reading notes from the rehearsal? Either way people seem to be pissed about it. Make up your own mind, the video is below.....

Here is what she told ET about the mess: "It got very confusing ... the producers come up to us in the dark and said, 'We are not going to have you guys judge after each performer, we are going to have all the performers go once, then twice and at the end critique them. I am feverishly trying to write notes for every performance. I was trying to give my critique for Jason Castro, and scribbled Jason's name, and that was David Cook's! ... We all just screwed up everything." She adds with a laugh: "This is live television. This is fun!"

On the contestent side, I don't even remember what they did. They were all boring as shit. Simple as that. Bottom two tonight will be Brooke and Sayesha.