Denise Richards Is Lovely

Last night on Denise Richards : It's Complicated, Denise decided to confront Lycoia Naff. It didn't go to plan one bit and the reporter held her own against Denise. Once Lycoia answered her phone call this is when Denise really lost it. She went on a cussing rant, the best part? Denise called her a c*nt.

Also in the episode : Denise made a pact with her dad, whenever she swears she must donate a pair of shoes, at the end of the episode she donated 12 pairs.

Such a lady.

Charlie Sheen Married

OK! are confirmming that Charlie Sheen has got married to Brooke Mueller at a Beverly Hills estate this evening (May 30th).

Guests included Martin Sheen, Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane, Jon Cryer's wife Lisa Joyner attended to represent her husband.

Brook was wearing a white Reem Acra gown and Charlie wore a simple black Pronto Uomo suit. They wrote their own vows, had no brideswomen or best men.

Earlier on today we reported, Denise Richards said she would be sending Charlie a wedding gift, in the name of their daughters.

Congrats to the couple.

Denise Richards Sending Charlie A Wedding Gift

Denise Richards announced today she is going to send ex Charlie Sheen a wedding gift, it wont be from Denise though. She is going to send it from her daughters Sam and Lola.

Charlie is getting married to Brooke Mueller, who is a real-estate investor , today (May 30th) in Los Angeles. are getting married Friday in Los Angeles. The girls are going to be at the wedding, but (of course) Denise won't be attending.

Even though Denise may come across as a bitch, I really respect her for getting a wedding gift in the name of her daughters.

They Love Each Other

Denise Richards has a show to promote, so what better way to do that than dish dirt on ex Charlie Sheen.

On Wednesday, (May 21) Denise said Charlie faked an email, but she didn't stop there. Speaking to Page Six, Denise said she sent Charlie a text last week telling him that one of their kids was sick and there is a family day at the kids school. "His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis."

Denise then brought up the email's AGAIN but this time saying "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low."

Prostitute-tranny infested sperm is possible the most original/funniest thing I have ever read. She is my hero.

It's not over though, Charlie's rep issued this statement. "Denise seems to be denying the existence of [the] e-mail. This goes beyond a he-said-she-said. We have an offer from a [live] TV show. They will bring a computer expert to diagnose the e-mail and to verify it was sent by her e-mail address and to verify it was neither altered nor edited. Computer DNA - it is conclusive."

Take note, this is how a real split is done.

Usual Drama

Denise Richards was on TRL today looking like the dumb bitch that she is. Earlier on today though she appeared on NBC's Today and ABC's The View.

On the Today show the following email came up: "I am having a baby in the next year. By myself...my girlfriend suggested Charlie be the donor ... Charlie and I have very beautiful healthy children together. I was strictly looking for a sperm donor if it's any of your business."

Her ex Charlie Sheen claims that Denise sent that email to Charlie's girlfriend, Denise was having none of it and said "It's a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his ex-girl..um... girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie Sambora. If I wanted anybody's sperm, I'd have asked for Richie's."

Charlie Sheen then issued this statement to People "I will no longer sit back and be egregiously painted as a liar. If any proof can be established that these are not in fact her words and statements verbatim, I openly invite her and would even encourage Ms. Richards to sue me in a court of law. She had an opportunity to tell the truth. She did not. Here is the proof."

Then on The View it was basically the same shit, Denise talking about Charlie, about her show. Whoopi Goldberg wasn't having any of it, she asked Denise if she cared about her kids, why would she do a reality show. Denise smacked Whoopi down and asked if she even saw the episode, then said if she had her kids are hardly in it.

I need a drink, all this drama is bringing my pity drinking out.