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Here We Go Again

Some places are saying new Miley Cyrus has more pictures from her myspace being leaked, some people are saying they are old.... I can't find a definite answer, if you could email us and let us know that would be great.

Anyway the hoe has her pants pulled down in the picture below. In the middle picture below she looks like a beat up hooker. Will this stupid girl never learn? It's like every month there is something new, yet all she has to do is put out an apology saying she was silly and people forgive her. Enough is enough, this girl needs to go.

Miley really is like Paris, Lindsay, Nicole and Britney all into 1 isn't she? Disney will be pissed. On a side note - she is 10 shades of fug and about as seductive as having sex with a cactus.

Update: People are saying the photo with her pants down is photoshopped, what do you think?

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Nailed Indeed

Jake Gyllenhaal, Jessica Biel and new movie Nailed has been, well nailed. The new comedy which is/was set for release in 2009 has had production shut down by SAG, all because of money problems.

So far they have managed to get through about half of the filming, but with all the problems going on, it is unknown if they will actually get to finish the rest of the movie. All the actors are pretty much in North Carolina waiting to find out what will happen.

The movie also stars James Marsden, Catherine Keener, Tracy Morgan and Kirstie Alley

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Still Gorgeous

Here is new mom Halle Berry at the 15th annual Entertainment Industry Foundation Revlon Run/Walk For Women in LA. She is looking really good for a woman who gave birth two months ago.

Still Looks Like A Porn Star

It's been a while since I've seen Paris Hilton going out to a club, I remember the times when she would be seen out every night flashing her coochie. I miss that Paris. So for old times sake here she is going to Black Bustier at Club Villa Beverly Hills, CA.

She still looks like a complete slut, who the hell wears leather these days? Bondage. I think she is wearing her own brand of hair extensions, to me it looks like pony hair.

News Bits

Jay and Beyonce keep it real. Yahoo Entertainment

Ashton: I pee with my dogs. The Sun

Madonna sympathises with Britney Spears. Digital Spy

Nick Hogan gets 8 months in Jail. Celeb Pulp

Desperate Housewives info. OK! Magazine

Men Take Cover

Uh oh Jennifer Lopez is releasing her first men's fragrance in September.

"I wanted to capture the intimate and personal nature of a man who is sexy, yet strong," Lopez said of Deseo for Men, a counterpart to Deseo for Women, launched last September. "Deseo means desire. Desire is a universal word that expresses passion between two people. I wanted to take this meaning and put it behind the idea of one desiring another. The smell is warming and creates a provocative and sensual texture. Source

What man is she speaking about, sexy and strong? We know she ain't speaking about Marc Anthony. Men need to run and hide, part of this smell has to be from her coochie.

Sienna Enjoying A Day In The Sun

Sienna Miller was out enjoying the nice weather in London today with her boyfriend. Sienna is playing The Baroness in the new G.I. Joe movie which is set for release next year.

Speed Racer Not So Much

Iron Man is set to crush Speed Racer this weekend. The film only took in $6.5 million yesterday and is predicted to take in around $23m. What Happened In Vegas took in $6.25 million and is set for around $17m.

This is pretty bad for Speed Racer which stars Christina Ricci and Emile Hirsch. Warner Brother's were expecting ALOT more money on this movie. The top 5 is predicted to look like this:

1. Iron Man
2. Speed Racer
3. What Happened In Vegas
4. Made Of Honor
5. Baby Mama

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Lindsay Leggings Photoshoot

What the fuck is up with Lindsay's lipstick? I don't know if it's the way she is smiling or if she was sucking on the peen, either way it looks messed up. Here is Lohan on the set for the commercial for those leggings of hers. She got 2 models I guess because I don't see anybody else. Hooker's don't work for free, these two must be new to the game. What is up with the kneepads on the leggings? They are perfect for her being down on her knees I guess.

Timberlake Gets A Ticket

Justin found himself in a bit of trouble on Thursday, when he was booked for parking violation in New York. He was at the MTV studios to discuss plans for his new Reality Show. He was handed a parking ticket upon his return. It didn't seem to bother Justin, you can see him laughing in the video here

Slashed

Lindsay Lohan has been cut from the new movie, Manson Girls she was scheduled to be in. Lindsay was set to play Nancy Pitman.

But according to Deadline Hollywood Lindsay has been cut from the upcoming movie, why? Because nobody wants to work with her ass, they could not find a single name actress or actor who would be willing to work with her.

Looks like all the drama and shit is finally coming around to haunt her.

UPDATE: Lindsay's spokesperson Leslie Sloane issued this statement: “She is not able to do the film as she has signed on to the film ‘Labor Pains’ and the TV show ‘Ugly Betty’ and the dates conflict,” Sloane confirmed in an email to AFP. “She was interested in Manson if her schedule permitted.” Lindsay Daily

UPDATE #2: Lindsay is also out of the upcoming movie Ye Old Times, which stars Jack Black. "But White says Lohan was not dumped. "We have just decided to go our separate ways. We currently have an offer out to another actor." White would not say whether Lohan was being replaced for insurance, scheduling reasons or for her reputation for being difficult on set. "That’s all I know," says White."

Leslie Sloane also had this to say to E!: "She never had a contract in place [for Manson Girls] and by the time something concrete came along, Lindsay had committed to other projects." As for Ye Olde Times, Lohan’s publicist says, "Producers asked to put her on hold, but Lindsay couldn’t because she was going to be busy."

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Um yeah Leslie whatever you say... atleast Lindsay has the move Labor Pains which is set to start filming in three weeks, Ugly Betty finale to look forward to, her new album and of course those leggings.

Hypocrite

That other girl Ashley Tisdale from High School Musical has been talking to BOP! about how she feels ugly and insecure about her body during summer times because of the beach.

'I'm not that used to being in bikini especially with people taking pictures. That's just weird for me. I think everyone has those days where you don't feel good and you don't look good. I look up to other celebrities and think, 'OMG, you are so beautiful and I wish I looked like that.' 'Everybody's normal. Nobody's perfect. You might not think you look that great, but other people will think you're beautiful. So, just know that and keep it in the back of your mind.'

So if she has this train of thought then why did she get a nose job? On a happier note - she has nothing to worry about, her beach body looks amazing.

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Papa Joe 2.0 Banned

TMZ is reporting that David Archuleta's father has been given the boot from American Idol execs. As has been reported from the beginning, the Robots father has been a complete dick to everyone, kind of like Papa Joe. This week was no different, according to the shows insiders this week was the icing on the cake:

"When Jeff wanted to change the lyrics to David's first song, "Stand By Me." Jeff insisted on adding a verse from Sean Kingston's hit, "Beautiful Girls." Producers sent him an e-mail telling him the lyrics could not be changed. They were beyond pissed when David sang the song with Kingston's lyrics during the live show. We're told by changing the lyrics, it created problems with the song's publisher and cost "A.I." a lot of money. "

So as a consequence Idol bosses have banned Robots dad from anything to do with the show, the only thing he is allowed to do is sit in the audience and keep his pie hole shut. Pitty he isn't banned from the show all together, I hate seeing his face on my screen when Robot performs. TMZ also says the other contestants were sick of this douche. It shows , because they totally alienate Robot during the live shows.

His dad needs to give Robot a big boost of electricity or something because I am sick of screaming at my tv "stop smiling, stop licking those lips, stop giving me a seizure by blinking so much and move your ass. It's like he is running low on batteries.

What Is That?

Gwyneth Paltrow was in Roma Piazza Campo De Fiori, Roma, Italy yesterday filming an ad. The white Statue Of Liberty is creeping me out and making me incredibly uncomfortable. Seriously what the hell is that supposed to be?

Coldplay Touuring

Coldplay are going to be on the road this summer to support their new album "Viva La Vida" which is released on June 16th in the UK and June 17th in the US. The tour kicks off with a fee show at Madison Square Garden. Here is the full list of dates for the US and Canada:

New York, NY Madison Square Garden (June 23)
Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Center (29)
Washington, DC Verizon Center (July 2)
Hartford, CT XL Center (3)
Detroit, MI The Palace of Auburn Hills (5)
Cleveland, OH Quicken Loans Arena (6)
St. Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center (8)
Kansas City, MO Sprint Center (9)
Oklahoma City, OK Ford Center (10)
Phoenix, AZ Jobbing.com Arena (12)
Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena (19)
Sacramento, CA ARCO Arena (21)
San Jose, CA HP Pavilion (24)
Pemberton, British Columbia Pemberton Festival (27)
Edmonton, Alberta Rexall Place (29)
Calgary, Alberta Pengrowth Saddledome (30)
Winnipeg, Manitoba MTS Centre (August 1)
Omaha, NE Qwest Center (3)
Chicago, IL United Center (4)
Montreal, Quebec Bell Centre (October 20)
Ottawa, Ontario Scotiabank Place (21)
East Rutherford, NJ Izod Center (26)
Toronto, Ontario Air Canada Centre (29, 30)
Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden (November 1)
Atlanta, GA Philips Arena (11)
Houston, TX Toyota Center (18)
Dallas, TX American Airlines Center (19)
Denver, CO Pepsi Center (21)
Salt Lake City, UT Energy Solutions Arena (22)

Another Day Another Mess

While stuck in traffic on a highway in London, Amy Winehouse got bored so decided to get out of the car and knock on all the other cars looking for a lighter.

"At one point she pulled up her purple vest to bare her midriff as she did a spot of sun baking while leaning on the bonnet of a car.

In a troubling sign, the 24-year-old's arms were covered in fresh scratches and cigarette burns, thought to be the result of self-harming" Daily Mail

When are her parents going to step in and help her out?

Looking Better

Kirsten Dunst looks a million times better, time in rehab does a girl wonder. Well for Kirsten it did anyway. Here she is on the set of her new movie All Good Things which comes out next year. It's a detective movie and co-stars Ryan Gosling.

Its Not Water

Lindsay Lohan really is promoting those leggins of hers, she wore them out at Club GOA last night. She is looking BEAT up, like a cross between Dina Lohan and a manly Michael Jackson. What is in the water bottle Lindsay?

Christina Has A New Fragrance

Pop star Christina Aguilera has announced plans to launch another addition to her perfume range later this year. The singer has taken time off from her music career since she gave birth to her first child, Max, in January -and has instead spent her time as a new mother working on her third scent. Aguilera's two previous fragrances, Xpose and Simply Christina, have both garnered international success and the new scent, Inspire, is due to hit shops in the autumn.

When are celebrities going to stop with this fragrance bullshit and just stick to what they are good at? Who is buying it all anyway? I'm sure some trannies are but do they make enough money from trannies to keep going?

New Bits

Kate Moss having a goth wedding? Digital Spy

Rob Kardashian engaged? Faded Youth Blog

Paris Hilton is bullshitting again. The Sun

More Mariah. Celebitchy

Simon Cowell speaks on Miley. Digital Spy

Heather Mills does The Apprentice. Holy Moly

Run For Cover

Uh oh we could be having another alien invasion on our hands, Katie Holmes wants to have another baby.

"She said she's got the itch," said a friend close to the pair. "Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, she said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister." Tom seems totally into the idea. "He said if Katie wants to make another baby, she doesn't have to ask twice," said the pal of the power couple. "He always wanted more. It was Katie who has been holding off. Until now."

Is she out of her mind? I think she is gonna get a pay raise, why else would she subject herself to all that bullshit again, as soon as she is sperminated she will be locked away in the dungeon for months.

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Stealing Again

Is Lindsay Lohan really fucking broke or something, what the fuck does she have in her shopping bags every time she goes shopping? It seems that another girl has been stolen by Lohan, but instead of just one coat, the girl was left with no clothes in her closet!!!

Lauren Hastings, 23, says the fashion fleecing happened last spring, when the model was out of town and her house-sitter threw a party that included Lohan.

"Basically ... my closets were emptied," Hastings said in an interview aired on the TV show "Inside Edition."

The girl needs to check every hooker to see if she finds the clothes, Lohan probably gave them away to her best friends as presents.

Some Rachel Bilson

Here is Rachel Bilson picking up her dog Thurmen Mermen at the Groomers in Los Feliz yesterday.

Britney's Rocking The Cradle

Britney Spears surprised conestents of the show Rock The Cradle last night, she was there to support her former manager Larry Rudolph who was judging the show.

Spears spent the duration of the show seated backstage surrounded by security. After the show, Rudolph told usmagazine.com, "She was here to support the show. I mentioned to her that I was going to my show. She said, ‘I want to come down.’ She loved it. She really loved it. She didn't come here for publicity or anything like that. She came here because she wanted to see the show, which I appreciated."

That was nice of her to show up to support him. Here are photos of Britney out to dinner at Sur, West Hollywood last night. She is looking so much better.