Mimi Does Hawaii Shoot

Mariah Carey was photographed in Hawaii on Sunday (June 8th), the singer is currently there to shoot the video for her new single I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time.

Wearing a bikini, Mimi looked like she was in a bad mood, or maybe she was just cold?

Mariah Carey Does A Signing

Mariah Carey is sitll in Tokyo, Japan. Here are some photos of the singer doing a signing for her album E=MC² at VenusFort today (June 1st).


(Photo Credit: Junko Kimura/Getty)

Dumb and Dumber depart LAX airport

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were seen pulling up to LAX Airport in a luxurious Rolls Royce, about to board a flight to Japan, yesterday (May 25th). The couple seem to be enjoying each others company at the moment, but how long will it last?

Mariah Adopting?

If MediaTakeOut is to be believe Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are close to finalizing the adoption of a 3 year old bi-racial Caribbean girl.

Do you think Mariah should have kids? I don't think she should, she is way to self absorbed, selfish and just a down right bitch. This poor kid will have absolutely no idea what is normal when they grow up.

What will happen to Mariah's dog now she will have child? Will it have to give up the car's and planes?

Mariah Was Late Again

Mariah Carey/Cannon was out shopping at the Fred Segal store in Hollywood yesterday. I can't tell if she is drunk or what is going on. She was also at the Ellen Show yesterday filming an appearance. An interview and shopping can't be that tiring Mimi.

Mariah was telling Ellen that the people who attended her wedding were there to do her hair and dress and then she had 3 friends and so did Nick Cannon. Ellen called in to Ryan Seacrest's radio show this morning to speak about it, she said Mariah showed up two hours late. Of course Mariah apologized and blamed it on somebody else. Which means it took 2 hours extra to fit into that red dress and be made to look fabulous.

Mariah's Wedding

"We really do feel we are soulmates," Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star's Bahamian estate. "I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me."

Cannon adds: "She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside."

I bet he doesn't know what her insides feel like, she is such a prissy bitch if he goes near her vagina she complains it hurts and if he does get lucky to get with it she just lays there because she is so afraid it will fuck her voice up.

Mimi's Body

"Singing superstar Mariah Carey has been dogged for most of her career for her up-and-down weight, but there's nothing bad you can say about the Mimi that graces the the cover of VIBE Magazine’s June 2008 issue, which hits newsstands Tuesday.

In fact, during the accompanying article, which details the diva's deluxe birthday preparations, Nick, who at the time was just seen as a friendly acquaintance, occasionally floats in and out of the scene, as "hairstylists, fashion assistants, photographers, and makeup artists race around the open-air bungalow each on their own mission to please." OK Magazine

Bullfuckingshit I do not believe that is her body, she is way over photoshopped again. Comment and let us know, do you think it is Mimi's real body?

Mimi Update

Pretty much every website has confirmed the bitch did get married. My favorite quote comes from the NY Post:

"They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks," the friend said. "And she's always had a crush on him."

Seriously this does not surprise me, the average person who has a crush on someone either fucks their brains out or goes out for dinner once or twice until they can fuck the brains out. This bitch goes and gets married and whats worse is NO PRE NUP. Yeah it will be interesting to see how this one plays out.

Good timing for her as well, she needs some help with her alubm as Madonna will likely knock her off the top spot.

Mariah Is Already Married!!!

Latina Magazine is reporting that Mimi and Nick Cannon are already married, the ceremony apparentley went down yesterday!!!

I totally did not see this one coming. Maybe the bitch is pregnant. I'm so surprised by this.

When she finds out that her engagement ring is second hand, she will totally flip her shit and divorce him within a week.

MiMi Engaged

Access Hollywood is confirming that MiMi is indeed engaged to Nick Cannon.

She showed up to the Tribeca Film Festival at the weekend wearing what everybody assumed is an engagement ring. I guess everybody was right then. But the ring is reportedly $2.5 million dollar...where the fuck did he find that money? I bet he used her credit card.

Her wedding is going to be tackier than Jordan's, I couldn't stand to look at Mariah so I put up Jordan's wedding photo. Mariah needs her bib right about now cause I bet the bitch is leaking a river down her panties.