Mel B Replacing Sharon Osbourne On X Factor

On top of working on her new album and possibly going on tour with Janet Jackson, it seems like Melanie Brown could have another gig coming up.

American Idol judge Simon Cowell wants Mel B to replace Sharon Osbourne on The X Factor, the show which launched Leona Lewis in the UK. Sharon quit the show over money arguments - she wanted more but they wouldn't give it ot her.

The preassure is on for them to find a new judge, the show is to beging shooting auditions on Thursday (June 12th). Do you think Mel B would be a good replacement for wild mouth Osbourne?

The X-Factor is set to air on British channel ITV later in the year.

Simon Cowell Wants: World's Got Talent

Simon Cowell is set to make even more money. The mogul wants to take America's/Britain's Got Talent and create a global version of the shows. World's Got Talent.

Speaking about the idea Simon says, "This global show will unite the best acts. It's going to be great.The Eurovision's not perfect - that's why we want to have a go at doing something that rivals it. But it's watched and enjoyed by millions of people around the world. There will be some countries' acts that make you laugh and cringe. They won't be to everyone's liking, but that's the whole point - it gets people talking and arguing. But I think we can get genuine talent."

In other news, Simon wants to take Britain's Got Talent semi-final group Escala to the States. The group are set to be signed for a $1 million contract for BMG. Simon thinks they could be as big as Leona Lewis.

American Idol Finale

Holy Shit that was the longest 2 hours of my life. I think The Jonas Brothers summed it up S.O.S. Seriously I was waiting for someone to put me out of my misery, instead of the death penalty they should just make inmates watch this shit 24/7.

They had all the contestants back performing, why I don't know because obviously people don't want to see them as the public kicked their ass of the damn show. The producers thinking they were funny had that idiot back to sing that song "I Am Your Brother" - how predictable and it wasn't funny. Paula Abdul even managed to dance to this shit, is there anything a bitch won't dance to?

The highlight of course Amanda whatserface, she didn't give a million shits about the show. Her face while dancing was priceless, she hates them all. Contracts are a bitch.

I am not going to put spoiler tags on this as its been shown everywhere now. The winner is David Cook!!!! I am stunned.Robot better run for his life, Papa Joe 2.0 will be furious about this.

Well its over thank god, now we wait for next year. Here are photos of the red carpet, don't forget the next reality shit So You Think You Can Dance is tomorrow. Another 2 hours of my god damn life I am giving up.

The Final Two

Only one more night and this shit is over with. But tommorrow night they will be torturing us with a 2 hour finale.

I can't be bothered going through each performance cause they were shitty, boring and almost put me asleep. David Archuleta is gonna walk away the winner. Could the judges have eaten Robot meat anymore? Poor David Cook got no loving.

The finale is over tomorrow thank god.

Who Got The Boot On Idol?

Another week, another bore. These result shows are absolutely awful. I think the highlight was Fantasia's hair, I couldn't understand a single thing she sang, but she lightened the show up. Simon Cowell's face PRICELESS.

They totally showed every contestent going home and highlights from the show, it was painful to watch. Robot is really pissing me off, like oh my gosh, how many times can one person say Gosh? The man who made the day, David Archuleta day was hot as shit. Did you see his stache with gel in it?

No surprise, "Syesha" got the boot. Robot is going to win.

Well That Was Hell

Tonight on Idol the final three performed songs.

David Archuleta:
"And So It Goes" (Billy Joel) chosen by Paula. " - BORING!!! As usual Randy loved it, he loves Robot. Video

"With You" (Chris Brown) chosen by David. It was pretty good, it was a bit strange seeing Robot move around the stage though. Simon got it right - it was like a chihuahua trying to be like a tiger. Ryan rushed out to save David saying they should not take it personal and can hurt his feelings. Please, he wanted David to cry on his shoulder. Daivd just stood there smiling as usual. Video

"Longer" (Dan Fogelberg) chosen by the producers. The outfit was like a young kid going to church on Sunday. The song was boring as hell. I can't look at him singing, the eyes just freak me out.Randy loved it again, someone has a girly crush. Video

Syesha Marcado:
"If I Ain't Got You" (Alicia Keys) chosen by Randy. Bad song choice, nobody should do this song. She did well I guess. Video

"Fever" (Peggy Lee). chosen by Syehsha. She totally chose this song on purpose, trying to sex it up to get the male vote. It was ok. Video

"Hit Me Up" (Gia Farrell) chosen by the producers. Not her type of song, but it was enjoyable. Video

David Cook:
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" (Roberta Flack) chosen by Simon. This song is usually a bit boring, but he changed it up which was a good decision. It was ok. Video

"Dare You To Move" (Switchfoot) chosen by David. Uh I don't know, like Simon said - it was ok. Video

"I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" (Aerosmith) chosen by the producers. Awful, nobody should touch this song. EVER. Video


Tonight sucked all around. Tomorrow will be no surprise, goodbye Syesha will be the one going home. The finale has been obvious all along. David Cook vs. David Archuleta.