American Idol Aftermath

This is going to be short and sweet as I am over this show, I now wait for So You Think You Can Dance, tonight on Fox.

1. David Cook's single got to number 1 on iTunes today.

2. Jive signed David Archuleta, his debut album will be out this summer. He will be on drugs in 2 years.

3. Josiah Leming signed with Warner Bros, he will be starting on his debut album this week. Just incase you forgot, he is the guy who lived in his car.

American Idol Finale

Holy Shit that was the longest 2 hours of my life. I think The Jonas Brothers summed it up S.O.S. Seriously I was waiting for someone to put me out of my misery, instead of the death penalty they should just make inmates watch this shit 24/7.

They had all the contestants back performing, why I don't know because obviously people don't want to see them as the public kicked their ass of the damn show. The producers thinking they were funny had that idiot back to sing that song "I Am Your Brother" - how predictable and it wasn't funny. Paula Abdul even managed to dance to this shit, is there anything a bitch won't dance to?

The highlight of course Amanda whatserface, she didn't give a million shits about the show. Her face while dancing was priceless, she hates them all. Contracts are a bitch.

I am not going to put spoiler tags on this as its been shown everywhere now. The winner is David Cook!!!! I am stunned.Robot better run for his life, Papa Joe 2.0 will be furious about this.

Well its over thank god, now we wait for next year. Here are photos of the red carpet, don't forget the next reality shit So You Think You Can Dance is tomorrow. Another 2 hours of my god damn life I am giving up.

Tisdale Attends Idol Finale

Ashley Tisdale attended the American Idol finale this evening. Taking a break from filming the new High School Musical movie. Expect to see more of The Tis and her co-stars over the summer.

The Final Two

Only one more night and this shit is over with. But tommorrow night they will be torturing us with a 2 hour finale.

I can't be bothered going through each performance cause they were shitty, boring and almost put me asleep. David Archuleta is gonna walk away the winner. Could the judges have eaten Robot meat anymore? Poor David Cook got no loving.

The finale is over tomorrow thank god.

FOX 08/09 Schedule

Returning: The Moment Of Truth, So You Think You Can Dance, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, American Idol, America's Most Wanted, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, Bones, Cops, Don't Forget The Lyrics!, Hell's Kitchen, House, King Of The Hill, Kitchen Nightmares, MADtv, The Moment Of Truth, Prison Break, Talkshow With Spike Feresten, Terminator : The Sarah Connor , 'Til Death

Gone: Back To You, Canterbury's Law, K-Ville, Nashville, NEw Amsterdam, Next Great American Band, Return Of Jezebel James, Unhitched

New: When Women Rule The World, The Cleveland Show, Dollhouse, Fringe, Do not Disturb, Secret Millionaire

MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES
9:00-10:00 PM PRISON BREAK

TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM HOUSE
9:00-10:00 PM FRINGE [NEW]

WEDNESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM BONES
9:00-9:30 PM 'TIL DEATH
9:30-10:00 PM DO NOT DISTURB [NEW]

THURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
9:00-10:00 PM KITCHEN NIGHTMARES

FRIDAY
8:00-9:00 PM ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?
9:00-10:00 PM DON'T FORGET THE LYRICS!

SATURDAY
8:00-8:30 PM COPS
8:30-9:00 PM COPS
9:00-10:00 PM AMERICA'S MOST WANTED: AMERICA FIGHTS BACK
11:00 PM-Midnight MADtv
Midnight-12:30 AM TALKSHOW WITH SPIKE FERESTEN

SUNDAY
7:00-8:00 PM THE OT (NFL post-game)
8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS
8:30-9:00 PM KING OF THE HILL
9:00-9:30 PM FAMILY GUY
9:30-10:00 PM AMERICAN DAD

Who Got The Boot On Idol?

Another week, another bore. These result shows are absolutely awful. I think the highlight was Fantasia's hair, I couldn't understand a single thing she sang, but she lightened the show up. Simon Cowell's face PRICELESS.

They totally showed every contestent going home and highlights from the show, it was painful to watch. Robot is really pissing me off, like oh my gosh, how many times can one person say Gosh? The man who made the day, David Archuleta day was hot as shit. Did you see his stache with gel in it?

No surprise, "Syesha" got the boot. Robot is going to win.

Well That Was Hell

Tonight on Idol the final three performed songs.

David Archuleta:
"And So It Goes" (Billy Joel) chosen by Paula. " - BORING!!! As usual Randy loved it, he loves Robot. Video

"With You" (Chris Brown) chosen by David. It was pretty good, it was a bit strange seeing Robot move around the stage though. Simon got it right - it was like a chihuahua trying to be like a tiger. Ryan rushed out to save David saying they should not take it personal and can hurt his feelings. Please, he wanted David to cry on his shoulder. Daivd just stood there smiling as usual. Video

"Longer" (Dan Fogelberg) chosen by the producers. The outfit was like a young kid going to church on Sunday. The song was boring as hell. I can't look at him singing, the eyes just freak me out.Randy loved it again, someone has a girly crush. Video

Syesha Marcado:
"If I Ain't Got You" (Alicia Keys) chosen by Randy. Bad song choice, nobody should do this song. She did well I guess. Video

"Fever" (Peggy Lee). chosen by Syehsha. She totally chose this song on purpose, trying to sex it up to get the male vote. It was ok. Video

"Hit Me Up" (Gia Farrell) chosen by the producers. Not her type of song, but it was enjoyable. Video

David Cook:
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" (Roberta Flack) chosen by Simon. This song is usually a bit boring, but he changed it up which was a good decision. It was ok. Video

"Dare You To Move" (Switchfoot) chosen by David. Uh I don't know, like Simon said - it was ok. Video

"I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" (Aerosmith) chosen by the producers. Awful, nobody should touch this song. EVER. Video


Tonight sucked all around. Tomorrow will be no surprise, goodbye Syesha will be the one going home. The finale has been obvious all along. David Cook vs. David Archuleta.

Robot Speaks

The young Robot, David Archuleta is sticking up for his dad Papa Joe.20, Jeff Archuleta.

“I don’t really care what people say, but I know it’s affected him and stressed him out," "I’ve heard some weird things that people have been saying, and it’s kind of a bummer,” Archuleta added. “I think I, of all people, would know what’s going on, and he’s been great."He’s given me a lot of good advice and helped me from making any dumb decisions," Archuleta said. "He understands more than anyone what I want in music, and I’ve felt really blessed to have someone like that.” As for reports that Jeff withheld water from his son during a recording session?"That’s kind of stupid," he insists. "I’m 17! I think I’d be able to stand up for myself if he were to take my water away.”

I'm sure it has affected and stressed Jeff out, the reason he is stressed out is because he has no control over David's performances anymore. He doesn't give a shit that people don't like him, he just wants to control the kid and leave him with no independence - just like every other stage parent.

As for Robot saying he would stand up for himself over water, sorry to say Robot but you can't even give a response when you get good feedback - you just stand there breathing heavenly and smiling so when I highly doubt you can answer your controlling father back.

Poor kid, even if he wins the show I don't see him having a long lasting career.

Source

Papa Joe 2.0 Banned

TMZ is reporting that David Archuleta's father has been given the boot from American Idol execs. As has been reported from the beginning, the Robots father has been a complete dick to everyone, kind of like Papa Joe. This week was no different, according to the shows insiders this week was the icing on the cake:

"When Jeff wanted to change the lyrics to David's first song, "Stand By Me." Jeff insisted on adding a verse from Sean Kingston's hit, "Beautiful Girls." Producers sent him an e-mail telling him the lyrics could not be changed. They were beyond pissed when David sang the song with Kingston's lyrics during the live show. We're told by changing the lyrics, it created problems with the song's publisher and cost "A.I." a lot of money. "

So as a consequence Idol bosses have banned Robots dad from anything to do with the show, the only thing he is allowed to do is sit in the audience and keep his pie hole shut. Pitty he isn't banned from the show all together, I hate seeing his face on my screen when Robot performs. TMZ also says the other contestants were sick of this douche. It shows , because they totally alienate Robot during the live shows.

His dad needs to give Robot a big boost of electricity or something because I am sick of screaming at my tv "stop smiling, stop licking those lips, stop giving me a seizure by blinking so much and move your ass. It's like he is running low on batteries.

Goodbye Castro

Thank the heavens, the biggest stoner to ever grace television has gotten the boot from American Idol. He didn't give a shit though all night he looked bored as hell and wanted the hell out of there.

The funniest moment was when a fan called in for the stupid Q&A they do, she asked "what was the hardest thing you have had to overcome", his response? "uhhh being brain dead". Lay off the weed dude, at least while going on television.

I bet he skips all the interviews, goes straight to his car and lights up. Next week is the final three and no surprises Syesha will get cut.

Tonights Idol

Idol has been so boring lately, tonight the final 4 sang songs from The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame and pretty much massacred a lot of them.

David Cook sang Hungry Like the Wolf and Baba O’Reilly, his first song was boring but he did do well on the second song.

Syesha Mercado sang Proud Mary and A Change is Gonna Come, I thought she did well in both of them, especially her second song (best of the night for me). Randy of course was a prick to her - I don't know what his hate on her is all about. She broke down crying during the judges comments, it was hilarious.

Jason Castro sang I Shot the Sheriff and Mr. Tambourine Man, he butchered his first song and then brought it back to life and butchered it again. On his second song he almost put me asleep but he forgot lyrics so that kept me going. The judges hated both of his performances, I think he was too high to realize.

David Archuleta sang Stand By Me and Love Me Tender, I honestly don't remember his songs. He is sooo boring to me and he is the same every week. It's scary how much he resembles a robot, his father also scares me. He looks like a bear who would rape you in prison.

Bottom two will be Syesha and Jason, most likely Syesha going home.

Ding Dong The Bitch Is Gone

Well thank god for that, I've never seen somebody cry so fucking much. Ever since the season started we've had to see Brooke White's mush crying every show. As predicted it came down to Brooke and Syesha in the final two.

Ryan Seacrest also talked about Paula being a crazy bitch last night and said the rumors are false, bullfucking shit.

Next they said the theme is Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame. It's gonna be another fucking bore fest and the bottom two will be Syesha and Jason. With Syesha going home.

Paula's Fuck Up

The only good thing about American Idol last night was Paula Abdul. Seriously what the fuck was that??

Vodka and Vicodin coctails don't mix well for live television sweetheart. Or was she reading notes from the rehearsal? Either way people seem to be pissed about it. Make up your own mind, the video is below.....

Here is what she told ET about the mess: "It got very confusing ... the producers come up to us in the dark and said, 'We are not going to have you guys judge after each performer, we are going to have all the performers go once, then twice and at the end critique them. I am feverishly trying to write notes for every performance. I was trying to give my critique for Jason Castro, and scribbled Jason's name, and that was David Cook's! ... We all just screwed up everything." She adds with a laugh: "This is live television. This is fun!"

On the contestent side, I don't even remember what they did. They were all boring as shit. Simple as that. Bottom two tonight will be Brooke and Sayesha.