Jamie Lynn Spears Will Have You Arrested

Don't mess with Jamie Lynn Spears, a paparazzi was arrested in Mississippi for allegedly stalking the young pregnant star and her boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Police said the Edwin W. Merino wouldn't leave the couple alone.

Speaking to the AP, Merino denied the accusations and said he was 200 feet away from the pair when he was arrested at a gas station, he also said he was about to leave the area because he had no luck getting pictures of them. A deupty drove him to three different ATM machines so he could get $1,143 for bail.

No Jail

CSI Actor Gary Dourdan has pleaded guilty for his felony charges. He had two charges against him, the first was for possessing heroin, this was dropped. The second charge was for possession of coke and ecstasy.

Dourdan's mega-lawyers, Shawn Chapman Holley, tells TMZ he will enter a treatment program -- but it isn't rehab -- that consists of 30 hours of classes which usually meet once a week. He needs to enroll in the classes by June 11 and the charges will be dismissed when he completes the program.

So that is that another celebrity getting off light. It must be nice to know you can do anything and not have to face jail, just a nice vacation to some facility. Who wants to take a bet on how long until he is in trouble with the law again?

R.Kelly Fan Arrested

A fan of R.Kelly has been arrested for interrupting the court, where his trial is going on. The fan who snuck into courthouse was waiting by elevator which is used by jury member when she shouted "Free R. Kelly" repeatedly.

She was put into handcuffs and brought before Judge Vincent Vaughan. The judge has set her bail for $50,000.

After establishing that the jury could not hear the fan, the trial continued. I hope R.Kelly pays for her bail.

Released

Amy Winehouse was released on bail, so you would think a girl would stay home. Not Amy, instead she strolls out of at 4am going to pick up magazines, talk to photographers and getting petrol. I guess she is doing a bit better since she didn't get in any fights?

I am glad to see the beehive back and you can see her blonde highlights she did on Tuesday.

The Daily Mail

Winehouse Arested

Here we go again, Amy Winehouse has been arrested on suspicion of drug offenses. Suspicion? Isn't it pretty fucking obvious?

A spokseperson for the Metropolitan Police told reporters : "A 24-year-old woman presented herself at 1pm this afternoon at a London police station by arrangement. She has been arrested in connection to alleged possession of a controlled substance."

He also confirmed that the arrest was in connection with a video of the star passed to police in January apparently showing the Rehab star smoking crack cocaine.

Wonder how long it will be until she is released.

Guilty

Uma Thurman's stalker, Jack Jordan has been found guilty of stalking the actress, he could face up to a year in jail. That's it?

NY Times

Chad Kroeger Gets Fine For DUI

The Nickelback frontman was ordered to pay a $600 fine as a part of his drunk driving sentence by a BC judge. And Chad might want to give his tour bus driver a call since he's also been told not to drive for a year. In June 2006 Kroeger was pulled over by cops for speeding and found to have a blood alcohol reading almost twice the legal limit.

Domestic Abuse

"Former NBA star Dennis Rodman was arrested last night on suspicion of felony domestic battery. Law enforcement tells us they charge suspects with a felony if there is evidence of injury, such as bruising or blood ... Hotel security got involved and called LAPD, who responded and made the arrest. We're told Dennis plans to enter a rehab facility upon returning to Florida because -- according to Rodman's manager -- "his drinking has been escalating in the last six weeks due to a nasty divorce and not seeing his children in over two months" ... Rodman was released on $50,000 bail today at 4:16 AM."

To which his rep released this statment: "Last night Dennis and his girlfriend had too much to drink. When they returned to their hotel they started arguing and a minor altercation broke out where Dennis grabbed her by the arm and left a bruise."

Taken from TMZ

Once a douche, always a douche and Dennis Rodman is such a fucking douche bag, the only he reason he is going to rehab is so he can get out of jail. Lock him up and throw away the key .. yeah he right, he won't get fuck all punishment.