Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Still Diddy...Still A Douce


If you watch the video above, you will learn that Diddy didn't change his name. He tells you about 15 times in the video, if not more.

He also wants you to go out to vote, which is the same day as his birthday. Oh and he has money, lots of money.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Dropped

Remember this crap from Sharon Stone?

Well it seems Karma has come back on the actress. Christina Dior has dropped her ass from its Chinese ads, they also issued the following statement from the stupid bitch.

“Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people. I am willing to take part in the relief work of China’s earthquake, and wholly devote myself to helping affected Chinese people.”

Would the Chinese people even want help from a big mouth like this? Instead of offering her "part' she should just donate a big chunk of money.

Naomi Charged

Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been charged for allegedly assaulting and spitting at police officers. The incident happened April 3rd at London's Heathrow Airport. Naomi was set to fly to Los Angeles on a British Airways flight but she got thrown of the plane. They called the airport police and Naomi let her inner demon out.

Naomi's full list of charges are as follows, three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behaviour to cabin crew. All of which can have a punishment of jail time and/or a fine.

Speaking outside the courthouse, Naomi's lawyer, Simon Nicholls said "Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offences. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously."

Naomi is due in the courthouse June 20th.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

New Playstation 3 Ad

Click on the image above to see the real version.

WTF they put a thumb instead of the peen? What in the world are you meant to do with a thumb? This is a new ad for Playstation 3. I don't know exactly what they were going for, its not hot and its not funny.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Fading Away?

Is it time for Katherine Heigl to fuck off? The NY Daily News seem tired of her ass. I am too, she is always opening her mouth about something. Complaining about a movie that made her 10 times bigger than she was. Wanting to get out of the T.V. show that mostly got her noticed because she thought she was too big.

"Katherine Heigl was once poised to be TV's biggest crossover star. But have audiences had their fill of the bubbly blond's whiny onscreen persona - and real-life media manipulation? With ratings for "Grey's Anatomy" averaging 14.2 million (last season was 18.7 million), the beefed-up role of Izzy, Heigl's character, is doing little to lift the show....When Heigl hit the red carpet at the Oscars, she was a scarlet-clad, Monroe-channeling knockout who looked utterly at home among A-listers like Kidman, Nicholson and Zellweger. Until she got to the podium. "She pulled a Julia Roberts and made it about her," says Entertainment Weekly's Lynette Rice, referring to Roberts' whoop after Denzel Washington won Best Actor, which eclipsed the man himself. "We don't care if you're nervous, just be professional and read the fricking TelePrompTer."

I love her hair in this picture, you can see her trying to "smile with her eyes" and the bitch is failing badly.

Source : IDLYITW

Friday, May 2, 2008

Mimi Update

Pretty much every website has confirmed the bitch did get married. My favorite quote comes from the NY Post:

"They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks," the friend said. "And she's always had a crush on him."

Seriously this does not surprise me, the average person who has a crush on someone either fucks their brains out or goes out for dinner once or twice until they can fuck the brains out. This bitch goes and gets married and whats worse is NO PRE NUP. Yeah it will be interesting to see how this one plays out.

Good timing for her as well, she needs some help with her alubm as Madonna will likely knock her off the top spot.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Is Just Dumb

1. Lindsay Lohan, actress

2. Kim Kardashian, model/actress

3. Spencer Pratt, reality show star

4. Jeff Kwatinetz, manager of company the Firm

5. Shia LaBeouf - the 21 year-old "Transformers" star

6. Heidi Montag, reality television star

7. Jessica Simpson, singer

8. Kiefer Sutherland, actor

9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul

10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people

Full List new kerala

These are the most stupidest people in Hollywood. I agree 100% except where the fuck is Paris Hilton???????????

Chad Kroeger Gets Fine For DUI

The Nickelback frontman was ordered to pay a $600 fine as a part of his drunk driving sentence by a BC judge. And Chad might want to give his tour bus driver a call since he's also been told not to drive for a year. In June 2006 Kroeger was pulled over by cops for speeding and found to have a blood alcohol reading almost twice the legal limit.

Domestic Abuse

"Former NBA star Dennis Rodman was arrested last night on suspicion of felony domestic battery. Law enforcement tells us they charge suspects with a felony if there is evidence of injury, such as bruising or blood ... Hotel security got involved and called LAPD, who responded and made the arrest. We're told Dennis plans to enter a rehab facility upon returning to Florida because -- according to Rodman's manager -- "his drinking has been escalating in the last six weeks due to a nasty divorce and not seeing his children in over two months" ... Rodman was released on $50,000 bail today at 4:16 AM."

To which his rep released this statment:
"Last night Dennis and his girlfriend had too much to drink. When they returned to their hotel they started arguing and a minor altercation broke out where Dennis grabbed her by the arm and left a bruise."

Taken from TMZ

Once a douche, always a douche and Dennis Rodman is such a fucking douche bag, the only he reason he is going to rehab is so he can get out of jail. Lock him up and throw away the key .. yeah he right, he won't get fuck all punishment.

Fucking Idiot

"We're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention," he joked in front of members of the Super Bowl-winning New York Giants who were visiting the White House Wednesday.

This quote comes from the president of the United States, yes none other than George Bush. He is a fucking moron, seriously does the douche bag not have anything better to like sort out the fucking economy?

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

A Love Song

So Paris Hilton is opening her mouth up to People, no not for their sperm (for a change). She is actually speaking.

Apparently Benji Madden wrote a love song for her, so of course Paris has to tell everyone. "He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me."

Oh Paris you really are a stupid bitch, the reason it is called "Shine Your Light" is because he wants you to shine some light on your crabs to kill them all.

When asked if she would beat Nicole Richie to the alter she said this:

"I don't know," Hilton says with a smile, "My life's a lot different now, I'm very much at peace, and I'm so happy, and in control, and so very excited about life."

Benji Madden must be some good dick because when Paris speaks she usually doesn't make much sense, this time she kind of is.

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