A Love Song

So Paris Hilton is opening her mouth up to People, no not for their sperm (for a change). She is actually speaking.

Apparently Benji Madden wrote a love song for her, so of course Paris has to tell everyone. "He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me."

Oh Paris you really are a stupid bitch, the reason it is called "Shine Your Light" is because he wants you to shine some light on your crabs to kill them all.

When asked if she would beat Nicole Richie to the alter she said this:

"I don't know," Hilton says with a smile, "My life's a lot different now, I'm very much at peace, and I'm so happy, and in control, and so very excited about life."

Benji Madden must be some good dick because when Paris speaks she usually doesn't make much sense, this time she kind of is.