That Coat

I am so over this coat bullshit, to make it short - Lindsay Lohan is being sued by college student Masha Markova. Masha claims Lindsay stole this ugly mink coat that is worth $11,000.

Someone has come to Lindsay's rescue, club owner John Englebert has offered to buy Lindsay her own ugly coat while paying the other bitch off.
“Lindsay has always been a fixture and a party girl in his establishments and [John] does not want her to catch a cold in this frigid start to the summer,” a spokesperson for Engelbert said.

Way to get people in your club Englebert.