Another Two

Star Magazine are saying Brangelina will be having twin girls, "Brad can't wait — he absolutely adores little girls," says a family insider. "And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy." Other kids? They have so many that the insider doesn't even know the names anymore.

In fact, just before leaving for France, Angelina suffered a terrifying collapse that left her tearful, weak and panic stricken, fearing her fall may have harmed her two unborn babies, an insider tells Star. "Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell," says the insider. "Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals."

It's all the fucking traveling, pregnant women are supposed to be lazy couch potatoes who throw remote controls at people, not going on humanitarians fucking tours. I am dying to see what they call these two brats and then how much money they get for selling photos of them.