Friday, May 16, 2008

Don't Fuck With Star

During a taping of the reunion for The Bad Girls Club, one of the bitches told another she was "a cheeseburger away from being obese." This didn't go down well and the bitches started to beat on each other, causing bodyguards to come on stage.

Star Jones who was hosting the reunion heard the comment and said "If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway." So what is the lesson? Don't call Star a big fat bitch, or she will beat your ass all over the highway.

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Black Wedding

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wedding are still set to marry this weekend and they have reportedly told guests to dress in dark clothes, the clothes cannot be overdressy either.

"Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice," a source told Us. The rehearsal dinner – described by the source as "an intimate affair" for "family and close friends only" – will take place on Friday.

Jessica Simpson is maid of honor at the wedding. It is unclear if she and Tony Romo are together, some some people are saying the have split up because he got sick of her crying over John Mayer and he is also sick of Papa Joe.

In other Ashlee news she has announced a small tour and the venues are well small:

06/09 House of Blues - Chicago, IL
06/11 House of Blues - Cleveland, OH
06/12 Freedom Hill Amphitheatre - Sterlin Heights, MI
06/16 House of Blues - Myrtle Beach, SC
06/18 House of Blues - Orlando, FL
06/22 Florida Theatre - Jacksonville, FL
06/24 The Fillmore New York at Irving Plaza - New York, NY
06/27 Cape Cod Medley Tent - Hyannis, MA
06/28 Wildwood Convention Center - Wildwood, NJ
07/01 Capital One Bank Theatre at Westbury - Westbury, NY

And The Oscar Goes To...


Pete Doherty has made a video of Amy Winehouse playing with one of his many pussies and mice, it is seriously disturbing. The cinematography in the video is amazing and Oscar worthy. Especially the ending, it is hilarious Doherty doesn't know how to turn the camera off.

Pete uploaded the video to his youtube account. Amy is wearing a bra and pair of shorts, you can see her playing with her hair then focusing on the pussy and mice.

Take a look at the video for yourself.

Hitting A New Low

What do you do when your career is tanking? Call up Lauren Conrad and make best friends with her. That is what Lindsay Lohan is doing. Linds has a plan - to get on MTV's highest rated show The Hills.

While Lindsay's best man friend Sam was deejaying for Cinco de Mayo Party at West Hollywood’s Crown Bar, Lindsay and Lauren were hanging out becoming besties. Lindsay would fit well on the show you know with all the drama in her life, she could certainly shake things up. But is going out every night really what Lindsay needs?

It must suck to know this is your only option to revive your sinking career, although I don't see how being filmed partying and playing LC's second wheel is going to revive a bitch's career.

Pop Crunch

They Shop At Target?

The Rogan for Target clothing line had its debut in Beverly Hills yesterday, some stars showed up, although I don't see them wearing too much Target.. From top to bottom : Sophia Bush, Amy Smart, Rachel Bilson.



Nothing Better To Do

Eva Longoria and main gay/hairstylist Ken Paves are in Cannes, so whats a fag and hag to do? Go shopping of course, here is Eva looking like a 70's wife shopping the Croisette in Cannes yesterday. Look at those shoes, how the hell is she standing and walking in those things?

Happy Birthday Megan Fox

Megan Fox and fiancee Brian Austin Green had some Mexican lunch together yesterday, Megan who turns 22 today has a movie coming up in October. It's called How To Lose Friends & Alienate People, the movie also stars Kristen Dunst and Gillian Anderson.

Fox Upfronts

Fox had their up fronts and released their tv schedule yesterday, some of the stars showed up to the event. From top to bottom: Wentworth Miller, Summer Glau, David Boreanaz .

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Ellen Will Get Married

According to TMZ spys, Ellen DeGeneres and girlfriend since 2004, Portia de Rossi are going to get married. After California announced they plan to get rid of the ban on gay marriage Ellen made the announcement to the audience at the Ellen Show.

I'm not a huge fan of Ellen, in fact I cannot stand her. But congratulations to the couple. They always look happy together.

So who else is going to come out and get married now? T.R. Knight and his boyfriend? Ryan Seacrest and every American Idol guy?

Speaking to the Advocate, Ellen had this to say about the news: “I’m thrilled that the California supreme court overturned the ban on gay marriage. I can’t wait to get married. We all deserve the same rights, and I believe that someday we’ll look back on this and not allowing gays to marry will seem as absurd as not allowing women to vote. P.S. I’m registered at Crate & Barrel.”

News Bits

Jessica Alba says hello. Celebslam

Tony Romo's skank. Star

Truth about ANTM winner? FourFour

Beyoncé lined up for 'Housewives' role? Digital Spy

Channing Tatum Films G.I. Joe. Just Jared

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