Meow

The Sun has this hilarious story: “I didn’t care and got on the bus with my Financial Times and my sudoku. The nonentity WAGs had to walk out first. The higher the profile, the later they were.

“Of course, Queen Bee Victoria came out last, there being at least ten or 15 minutes before she appeared, and her hair and make-up team were all in the lobby.”

Fiona, who has been with Portsmouth defender Campbell, 33, for two years, added: “I sat and watched the whole charade. Victoria Beckham . . . what a nightmare. She’s such a prima donna.”

I have no idea who this bitch is and I bet Posh doesn't either. The bitch better watch it though cause Posh runs those footballers wives, she will get rid of a bitch. Looking at this picture of Posh, I still can't make my mind up if I find her attractive or ugly.

Just for laughs

I am just posting this picture for you to laugh at. I know I did cause Spedi look fucking ridiculous. If you care for more photos then head here.

Sticky Fingers Fox

Megan Fox is banned from a Wal-Mart. I don't really know why I am posting this cause I don't give a shit about her but people find her hot so I here it is:

Fox was caught stealing make-up from a Florida branch of the Wal-Mart during her rebellious teenage years. And the incident has now seen her banned from the store. A friend of the star tells the tabloid, "Megan (Fox) was quite a rebel growing up. She thought she could get away with anything, and definitely had sticky fingers. "She would pocket things like candy and gum from convenience stores, but Megan's shoplifting days were quickly put to an end when she got busted for heisting a $7 tube of lipgloss from Wal-Mart. "At first, Megan denied it. Even after they told her they caught her on surveillance video, Megan still tried talking her way out of it. But when they threatened to call the police, Megan broke down in tears and confessed."

Well that was thrilling. I had the exact same experience but with a magazine, it still haunts me. I wouldn't exactly call this being a rebel though. Stealing a car yes, but stealing a $7 tube of lipgloss from WAL-MART (why didn't she go to mac?) is not a rebel. Figure she would be stealing that though, every time I look at her I think I am looking at a hooker.

How she topped FHM's 100 sexiest, I don't know, I guess the hooker look is in or something.

Naomi Lights Up

Naomi Campbell has been spotted in a New York restaurant flouting the smoking ban. She obviously lives in a world of her own thinking the rules don't apply to her.

I bet the staff were to afraid to tell her to put it out incase she would have a fit and attack them

News Bits

Jessica Biel is looking Rough. ImNotObsessed

Winehouse not happy with Ronson. Digital Spy

P Diddy gets Hollywood Star. Just Jared

Live Nation, Jay-Z close big $$ deal. Contact Music

Beyonce Working On New Album

Beyoncé Knowles started work on her forthcoming third studio album this week, it has been confirmed.The singer has teamed up with music producers Chris "Tricky" Stewart and Kuk Harrell for the new LP. She started recording tracks at a studio in New York this week."She's a professional," Tricky told People magazine. "She loves what she does and works her [butt] off. Right now she's basically doing three to four songs a day and that's unheard of."Asked about the possibility of a new collaboration between Beyoncé and her new husband Jay-Z, Tricky replied: "It’s always a possibility. They worked together before, so it may be just a matter of getting the right record."Beyoncé's last album B-Day was released in 2006.

4 songs a day? Bitch is crazy. She has also been working on the movie

"Cadillac Records". Beyonce will be playing the role of famed soul singer Etta James

High School Musical 3 Starts Filming Today

The HSM team held a press conference on Friday to talk about the third "High School Musical" movie which begins shooting today

The third installment finds basketball star Troy and pals Gabriella, Sharpay, Ryan, Chad and Taylor facing graduation and choices about their future.

Efron and co-stars Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Corbin Bleu and Monique Coleman weren't dishing any secrets Friday, the last day of rehearsals

Cast members claim they're not feeling pressure to top the success of the two previous films.

The movie opens in theaters Oct 24th.

Kate Hudsons Stalker WIth 2 Axes

Holy fucking shit. The Boston Herald have this scary story.

Neil Bergman, 44, of Whitefield, N.H., was arraigned on burglary charges in Boston Municipal Court the other day and was packed off for a 30-day mental evaluation, the Suffolk District Attorney’s Office confirmed to the Track. Other sources report that after Bergman was apprehended, he allegedly ranted to cops about Hudson and her mother, actress Goldie Hawn.

“This suspect made statements to the arresting officers that indicated the individual had an unhealthy interest in Kate Hudson,” Boston police spokesgal Elaine Driscoll told the Track. “As a matter of caution, we alerted her security.”

What is up with these insane "fans"? Seriously do they think they own stars? Kate's security went on high alert and carried a photo of the stalker just incase.

When they of found him he had two axes, computer equipment, a copper weather vane, outdoor flower pots, an Elvis plate, a Christmas tree, ahem, and lots of women’s clothing all stashed away in his car.

What the fuck was he gonna do with all that at once? That is some crazy ass fetish.

Britney Going Home

WOW Jamie Lynn gets bigger every picture I see of her.

Anyway, Life&Style says Britney is going to be attending Jamie Lynns baby shower tomorrow.

“At first, Jamie [Brit’s dad and also her guardian these days] didn’t think it was a good idea for Brit to go. He thought it might create chaos in Kentwood, and he wasn’t sure he wanted to put Jamie Lynn — or Britney — in the middle of that.

“Britney can’t travel without Jamie’s permission, so she worked really hard to talk him into it; it was so important for her to be there for her little sister. He finally gave in, knowing it’d be good for Brit and Jamie Lynn to finally see each other.”

Hopefully all goes to plan.

Lindsay Is Pissed

The American Beverage Institute put a full page ad in USA Today, the ad is basically trashing Ignition interlock devices being installed in cars. They say its a good idea for Lindsay but not for everyone else.

Lohan's lawyer Blair Berk issued the following statement to TMZ about the ad:

"USA TODAY is idiotic for running such an irresponsible advertisement, suggesting that drinking and driving is some kind of American 'tradition' we should protect. Not identifying that this ad was paid for by the liquor industry is profoundly reckless.

Drunk, old, white businessmen, drunk cougars out for girls night out, and drunk wedding parties should be kept off the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan fully endorses ignition interlock devices that have been well-proven to save lives."

Lindsay is also having lawyers looking into if she can sue or not. Hopefully she can so she can generate a bit of cash - I haven't heard anything lately about her leggings.

If you look closely enough the add spells Lindsay's name wrong.

News Bits

I dont know if I think it's cute or gross. Daily Mail

Michael Rosenbaum leaves Smallville. Digital Spy

Lohan goes Ugly. TV Guide

Pete Doherty is out after 29 days. The Sun

Usher is talking. NY Post

Avril Lavigne says sorry. ImNotObssessed

Britney Blows $61 Million. inTouch

Alessandra Ambrosio looks good pregnant. Just Jared

Looking Good

Cameron Diaz made her first public appearance since her father sadly passed away. Here she is at the "What Happens In Vegas" premier in LA last night. I must say she is looking HOT.

"I think she's holding up as well as anyone can imagine," the film's producer Shawn Levy told PEOPLE. "We're trying to give her space and be respectful."

That's good, they could be real pricks and make her show up to stuff.

Beyonce's Pre Nup

Unlike Mimi, Beyonce and Jay Z are smart cookies. They signed a prenup. Here is what they have in it:

They say Beyonce will get $10 million dollars in the event of divorce, provided she stays with Jay for two years, and one million dollars for each additional year of marriage up to 15 years. They say Jay also promises to buy Bey a house worth $10 million dollars if they split, and reportedly will pay her $5 million dollars for every child she has by him, to cover her 'loss of income'.

Mimi Update

Pretty much every website has confirmed the bitch did get married. My favorite quote comes from the NY Post:

"They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks," the friend said. "And she's always had a crush on him."

Seriously this does not surprise me, the average person who has a crush on someone either fucks their brains out or goes out for dinner once or twice until they can fuck the brains out. This bitch goes and gets married and whats worse is NO PRE NUP. Yeah it will be interesting to see how this one plays out.

Good timing for her as well, she needs some help with her alubm as Madonna will likely knock her off the top spot.

Miley Makes Appearance At Disney World

Miley Cyrus has dropped out of a Disney red carpet event scheduled for tonight.The Hannah Montana star was to make her first public appearance since her Vanity Fair photo scandal at a media party thrown by the network at Walt Disney World.

The 15-year-old was at the resort signing autographs and posing for photographs yesterday. She will also perform at tomorrow's televised concert to mark the end of the week-long charity event.

Well this comes as no surprise does it? I hope parents bring tomatoes, eggs and all sorts of concrete to throw at her while she is performing.

This act of hiding Miley won't last long, within a month she will be everywhere again.

Lindsay Lohan Is Just Dumb

1. Lindsay Lohan, actress

2. Kim Kardashian, model/actress

3. Spencer Pratt, reality show star

4. Jeff Kwatinetz, manager of company the Firm

5. Shia LaBeouf - the 21 year-old "Transformers" star

6. Heidi Montag, reality television star

7. Jessica Simpson, singer

8. Kiefer Sutherland, actor

9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul

10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people

Full List new kerala

These are the most stupidest people in Hollywood. I agree 100% except where the fuck is Paris Hilton???????????

High School Musical 3 Poster Revealed

Shoot me now please. This will be everywhere for months in advance and after. I really hope they all just fuck off but they wont.

Look at Zac Efron, he totally wishes that was a dick in his hand and not surprising, Vanessa Hudgens legs are wide open.

Nicole Kidman to Play Dusty Springfield

Australian actress Nicole Kidman is to play Dusty Springfield in a new biopic of the singer's life. The 40-year-old star will team up again with Michael Cunnigham -who scripted her Oscar-winning performance in 2002's The Hours. The movie will chronicle Springfield's rise to fame in the 1960s and touch on her battles with alcohol, drugs and mental health problems before her death from breast cancer in 1999. Screenwriter Cunningham says, "It will be the real Dusty, a great artist who no one knew what to do with. But she is going into history with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones."

Chad Kroeger Gets Fine For DUI

The Nickelback frontman was ordered to pay a $600 fine as a part of his drunk driving sentence by a BC judge. And Chad might want to give his tour bus driver a call since he's also been told not to drive for a year. In June 2006 Kroeger was pulled over by cops for speeding and found to have a blood alcohol reading almost twice the legal limit.

Moving To LA?

I hope to fucking god that EW is wrong wrong wrong. Because Project Runway would be so fucking shit if it was to be shot in LA.

Seriously why do these reality shows feel the need to move cities? Top Model moved from New York to LA then back to NY. It's stupid.

Mariah Is Already Married!!!

Latina Magazine is reporting that Mimi and Nick Cannon are already married, the ceremony apparentley went down yesterday!!!

I totally did not see this one coming. Maybe the bitch is pregnant. I'm so surprised by this.

When she finds out that her engagement ring is second hand, she will totally flip her shit and divorce him within a week.

The final 5

Last night's Americas Next Top Model was rather boring. The girls continued in Rome and the main story was Fatima thinking she is the be all and end all, while Katarzyna was called dull and boring by everyone on the planet.

This week's challenge was to pose while doing some gladiator style shit. The highlight of the episode for me was the big old bulky woman beating the shit out of some man. Then of course Tyra pushing her tits out and in, showing Whitney that big girls need to be careful.

At panel it was ALL about Tyra and how she did such a good job at taking photos, when Paulina joked about getting Tyra to take her picture and Tyra said it is a million dollars, you can tell she was not joking.

Fatima, Anya and Dominique get great reviews (well Dominique is told she looks shit in person). The bottom two this week was Whitney and Katarzyna. The judges have more faith in Whitney and send Katarzyna packing. Below is all 5 photos taken by Tyra.

Domestic Abuse

"Former NBA star Dennis Rodman was arrested last night on suspicion of felony domestic battery. Law enforcement tells us they charge suspects with a felony if there is evidence of injury, such as bruising or blood ... Hotel security got involved and called LAPD, who responded and made the arrest. We're told Dennis plans to enter a rehab facility upon returning to Florida because -- according to Rodman's manager -- "his drinking has been escalating in the last six weeks due to a nasty divorce and not seeing his children in over two months" ... Rodman was released on $50,000 bail today at 4:16 AM."

To which his rep released this statment: "Last night Dennis and his girlfriend had too much to drink. When they returned to their hotel they started arguing and a minor altercation broke out where Dennis grabbed her by the arm and left a bruise."

Taken from TMZ

Once a douche, always a douche and Dennis Rodman is such a fucking douche bag, the only he reason he is going to rehab is so he can get out of jail. Lock him up and throw away the key .. yeah he right, he won't get fuck all punishment.

News Bits

Winehouse Is A Slut. The Sun

Angelina Jolie's past is coming back. Digital Spy

Gywneth Burns Brad. OK! Magazine

Katie Holmes is a prisoner. IDontLikeYouInThatWay

Crotch on Crotch. Madonna and Justin perform. Towleroad

Does Ryan Gosling have nothing better to do? Just Jared

Leona Lewis creating a Vegan fashion line? Digital Spy

Emmy Rossum is a lying bitch. Lainey Gossip

Is Drew Barrymore getting married? In Case You Didn't Know

Christina Aguilera gets drunk. DListed

Carrie Underwood's "Last Name" music video. YouTube

Still On Top.

"Brazilian Gisele Bundchen is the world's top supermodel with estimated earnings of $35 million during the past year, according to new ranking released on Wednesday.

She more than doubled the estimated $14 million earned by Heidi Klum, who came in at No. 2 on the list by Forbes.com, followed by Kate Moss with $7.5 million, Adriana Lima with $7 million and Doutzen Kroes with $6 million.

The 15 models listed were ranked primarily by estimated earnings over the past year, Forbes.com said. Where necessary, prestige and relevancy of campaigns, editorials, fashion magazine covers and the opinion of those in the industry were taken into account."

It must be nice to get paid so much for being good looking.

Pregnant

"Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, "Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding." The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting. Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon. The couple is pretty private about their personal lives--they still haven't even confirmed their wedding. But the source confirmed that she is expecting and they rushed the wedding due to Beyonce's strong Christian beliefs. "

Cute, at least she is private and has no intentions to whore her baby out for a reality tv show.

Fucking Idiot

"We're going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democrat National Convention," he joked in front of members of the Super Bowl-winning New York Giants who were visiting the White House Wednesday.

This quote comes from the president of the United States, yes none other than George Bush. He is a fucking moron, seriously does the douche bag not have anything better to like sort out the fucking economy?

Be Careful

I really hope everyone on the Ugly Betty set was on their best behavior yesterday because not only was Naomi Campbell shooting her scenes but they gave her a fucking baseball bat.

This is what Naomi had to say about her role: "On Ugly Betty I’ll play a loony who loves to shop and can’t find a man. I like that sort of role.”

Um sweetheart. You aren't playing a role, you are just being yourself.

911 Operator Falls ASLEEP

When you call 911, you expect help immediately. Lisa, a Memphis resident, got anything but.

"Our lives were in danger," she said. "Our lives were at stake, and our lifeline was severed."

Severed, she said, because during a recent call to 911, the operator fell asleep while she was on the line.

Action News 5 obtained a copy of the call through an open records request. It begins as Lisa calls 911 and a Memphis operator comes on the line. Lisa tells the operator she was robbed at gunpoint earlier in the evening, and that she now hears someone trying to break into our home.

"I just heard tapping on my window," she tells the operator. "I need somebody over here."

The line goes silent. As Lisa continues to explain her situation, the dispatcher does not respond - not for just 15 or 30 seconds, but for one full minute.

Then, sounds of snoring can be heard on the line.

"Are you there?" Lisa asks.

"Yes ma'am," the operator replies. "What is the, um, what's your address?"

Lisa can then be heard hanging up the phone.

Fucking disgraceful!! I would sue for every pubic hair the operator

Full story and audio here.

Ding Dong The Bitch Is Gone

Well thank god for that, I've never seen somebody cry so fucking much. Ever since the season started we've had to see Brooke White's mush crying every show. As predicted it came down to Brooke and Syesha in the final two.

Ryan Seacrest also talked about Paula being a crazy bitch last night and said the rumors are false, bullfucking shit.

Next they said the theme is Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame. It's gonna be another fucking bore fest and the bottom two will be Syesha and Jason. With Syesha going home.

Britney Spears Gets Kids On Mother's Day

Hollywood.com is claiming Britney Spears will have her kids on for Mother's Day.

"Thanks to continued improvements in the pop star's relationship with ex-husband Kevin Federline, the rapper/dancer has agreed to let Sean Preston and Jayden James spend May 11 with their mom."

This is great news for Britney, who seems to be on her road to "normality". Hopefully this will keep her on the right track.

Kate Hudson

Earlier I posted about Rumer Willis making People's 100 Most Beautiful (yeah I still cannot believe it) I didn't include this part about the covergirl Kate Hudson:

She's on the cover of this year's Most Beautiful issue, but Hudson doesn't owe her famous sun-kissed looks to thousands of hours logged at a spa. "I don't even remember the last time I got a manicure," says the 29-year-old mom to son Ryder, 4. "I even got to the point where I started waxing my own legs because I don't have the time. I'd rather be home with Ryder sitting there waxing my legs. I haven't gotten a facial in a million years. I don't do those kinds of things. And when I do, I always think, 'I should do this more often.'"

I love this girl.

If you want to see the full list go here.

MiMi Engaged

Access Hollywood is confirming that MiMi is indeed engaged to Nick Cannon.

She showed up to the Tribeca Film Festival at the weekend wearing what everybody assumed is an engagement ring. I guess everybody was right then. But the ring is reportedly $2.5 million dollar...where the fuck did he find that money? I bet he used her credit card.

Her wedding is going to be tackier than Jordan's, I couldn't stand to look at Mariah so I put up Jordan's wedding photo. Mariah needs her bib right about now cause I bet the bitch is leaking a river down her panties.

I Always Knew She Would Need The Knife

Remember the whole shit over Lohan and her knife? Well it seems as though the ho is going to need to pull it out again. But this time it isn't for cutting up limes for her corona's or to sniff her coke from.

This time she needs one for self protection, you see John Lennon's killer is becoming obsessed with our dear Lohan.

A source at the prison tells the publication, "He has been pleading with the authorities to let him write to her and visit him.

"He’s been turned down flat, but he won’t give up."

Always drama with her isn't it.

Bye Bye

Is the big Disney heads about to give Miley the push because of the Vanity Fair scandal?

According to NBC15 they want to get rid of Miley and replace her with 15-year-old Selena Gomez who was also on Hannah Montana.

I find this hard to believe, Disney don't give a fuck about kids ... they care about money. Look at Vanessa Hudgens - they forgave her quickly. They will forgive Miley as well, use her for money then dump her aside like all their other past pupils.

Jessica on her Future Husband

Jessica Simpson is on the cover of Glamour Magazine, the picture looks fucking SHIT. Remember when she used to be one of the hottest women? Now she just looks beat up in the face all the time.

Anyway, here are some snips from the interview:
"Everybody takes everything out on me! But that was ludicrous," she says. "I don't understand why they think that I would be a distraction to Tony. Do they really think he can see way far up in that box? No." "He reintroduced me to myself," Simpson says. "I thought that I had to be deeper, more profound and more artsy. You change with the guys you date. "Tony taught me that because he loves me [as me]. He made me feel comfortable [being myself] again," she adds. On their first date, Simpson admits, "I had butterflies that you would not imagine. I wanted to puke in the cup holder ... It took me forever to put together an outfit!" She also hints about her split with Nick Lachey, saying, "There's too much competition [being with a musician]. There's too much know-it-all pop star."

Yeah she still sounds stupid as shit. She also called him her "future husband" - how embarrassing it will be when Tony Dumps her ass because his fans hate her.

A Love Song

So Paris Hilton is opening her mouth up to People, no not for their sperm (for a change). She is actually speaking.

Apparently Benji Madden wrote a love song for her, so of course Paris has to tell everyone. "He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me."

Oh Paris you really are a stupid bitch, the reason it is called "Shine Your Light" is because he wants you to shine some light on your crabs to kill them all.

When asked if she would beat Nicole Richie to the alter she said this:

"I don't know," Hilton says with a smile, "My life's a lot different now, I'm very much at peace, and I'm so happy, and in control, and so very excited about life."

Benji Madden must be some good dick because when Paris speaks she usually doesn't make much sense, this time she kind of is.

Christina Aguilera On Negative Press

"Christina Aguilera has revealed that she welcomes bad publicity.

The singer said she has no problem with negative press, saying it shows people are noticing her.

She is quoted as saying: "Being objectified in magazines comes with the territory, you have to take it with a pinch of salt.

"In terms of reading bad opinions, I tend to see all negativity and criticism as a good thing. Because people are at least talking about me, so they must care in some way." From Digital Spy

Finally somebody who speaks the truth and doesn't mind or complain about bad fucking press. Seriously bitches who do need to get the fuck out of the entertainment industry.

Jason Biggs Marries

Yeah I know, nobody gives 10 fucks about him anymore. But I thought it was kind of a cute story so here is it from Star Magazine:

American Pie alum Jason Biggs has gotten his girl! Star has learned exclusively that Jason, 30, tied the knot with his fiancée, actress Jenny Mollen, 28, on April 23.

The two got hitched at City Hall in Los Angeles with no friends or family in tow. "Jason and Jenny agreed that they did not want to deal with the whole family thing because it would have been too stressful on both of them," says an insider. "They thought it would be a lot more relaxing to do it just the two of them with no pressure. It was a very private wedding and that is exactly how they wanted it." That same night, the two rang in their new marital status with a private dinner in Beverly Hills with a small group of friends. Two days later, they left for their honeymoon in Hawaii. "They are so in love that all that mattered to them was just getting married, whether there were frills or not," says the source. "Maybe one day later they will have the whole white dress and flowers major celebration, but not now. They just want this to be an intimate event between the two of them." Jason and Jenny have been dating for nine months. They met on the set of the Kate Hudson film My Best Friend's Girl, which is due out in September.

News Bits

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are fucking in Miami. via InTouch

David Blaine holds his breath for 17 minutes. Faded Youth

Lindsay Lohan recording with Snoop Dogg. FoxNews

Shannon Elizabeth gets the boot. E Online

Mario Lopez and Karina Smimoff are still dating. US Weekly

Alessandra Ambrosio looks hot. HollywoodTuna

The Hills girls photoshoot for Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone

Gandalf talks The Hobit. Empire Magazine

Kate Moss planning a wedding. The Sun

Ricky Martin's gay island

Ricky Martin has just paid $8 million dollars for his own island. Wouldn't it be cheaper to just come out of the closet already?

"According to Mexican newspaper El Universal, Martin, who has had his heart set on buying the land for several months, paid nearly $8 million dollars for the private island."

You know he is going to ban women and have a law that makes clothes illegal. It will be his biggest wet dream.

It's A Girl

Life & Style magazine are reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears is going to have a baby girl. "Lynne Spears isn't thrilled that her youngest daughter is pregnant at 17. But she was delighted to go along with Jamie Lynn to learn the baby's gender -- and discover she's finally going to have a granddaughter! And she wasn't the only one happy with the news. "I heard Lynne talking about Jamie Lynn's baby," says a witness. "She said Jamie Lynn and the baby's dad [Casey Aldridge] were so excited when they found out it’s a girl." Though the witness overheard Lynne, 52, say Casey, 19, is "a bit nervous about having a daughter," Jamie Lynn is eagerly prepping for the arrival of her mini-me. "She has been buying tons of clothes and is going to do the nursery in white, black and yellow," says a Spears family insider -- who also reveals that the baby is due on June 29."

Yeah I don't really care about this girl to be honest, but I am dying to hear what she will call the baby.

Here is a photo of Jamie Lynn spending her day shopping.

Papa Joe's Backup Plan

Ashlee Simpson's album Bittersweet World pretty much bombed this week.
"With 47,000 copies, Ashlee Simpson's "Bittersweet World" (Geffen) debuts at No. 4, her first album not to take the No. 1 spot on the chart. Her first two albums, 2004's "Autobiography" and 2005's "I Am Me," both started at No. 1." (Billboard)

Well at least she has Papa Joe right? Never one to shy away from whoring his daughters out, Papa Joe is trying to sell a new reality show. No it is not about incest, which lets face it - that is his reality. Instead it is about Ashlee's life (even though we had one before - it sucked). The show will pretty much be Newlyweds part 2, following her and her eye liner loving Pete Wentz

"Never one to miss a money-making opportunity, Ashlee’s dad and manager Joe seems determined to turn this idea into a reality. “He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect,” a source close to the singer tells OK!."

What effect is he hoping for? His daughter to be heartbroken, a baby without a daddy and a failed recording career? (well she almost has the last one I guess)

David Beckham On Sesame Street

Last week David Beckham went to Sesame Street to film an appearance on the show. Well I guess he finally found a calling for his voice didn't he?

"A source said: David has always been a huge fan of the show. When he was a kid he watched it, like a lot of people, and knew all the characters. He was more than happy to go on."

And what word did Beckham pick to teach kids? Persistence ... yeah I wonder does he even know what that means, he doesn't seem like the smartest cookie does he?

Yeah I wasted two minutes posting this, but I needed an excuse to post a photo of the hottest red pubed of them all, Elmo.

Beautiful?

No your eyes do not lie, this is fucking Rumer Willis who made People's 100 most Beautiful . I'm speechless. To the right is a picture of the ugliness :

The list includes: Patrick Dempsey, Gossip Girl Cast, Julianne Moore, Salma Hayek, Carrie Underwood, Jason Taylor and Disney's main 2 sluts Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens.

Now excuse me while I go puke from looking at her for too long.